Video testimonials for Newspage

For a new social media marketing campaign, we're looking for quick video testimonials from Newspagers telling us how the shedload of media coverage we've generated for you has helped your business and profile. You can record them on your iPhone live and wing it, upload edited ones or, if you're on Android, upload one from the web app. They don't need to be professional. In fact, amateur is best. Do it while you're walking your dog, sliding down the helter skelter on some hellhole British pier or getting chased by security guards for half-inching some easter eggs from Waitrose. The more off-the-wall, the better. We'll leave this alert open for a fortnight. If you do one, we'll remember it and reward you by pinning your comments, even if they're rubbish (they never are). Max 30 seconds. Expletives won't be edited out because we don't know how to do it.