Fund recommendations as we enter a turbulent period

It's a load of old nonsense to make broad-brush fund recommendations as everyone's risk profile and requirements are different. But given that these articles are a constant in the media (I know, I know), let's try it anyway. Please name three funds that you think could serve investors well in the potentially turbulent 12-18 months ahead, and explain why you think they could be a decent choice. No need to talk about the importance of diversification, etc, as that's priced in.